Weird Shit

NICE SIGN...BUT FOOD STINKS; GREASY, SHITTY CHINESE FOOD.

BEST MALL IN BC; TSAWWASSEN MILLS.

THE EYES THAT SEE. THE DEATH SKULL. SEE IT?

NICE JUGS, HON (BC PLACE, PRE-WHITECAPS GAME).

HOW MANY YOU SEE?

WOMEN SHOULD BREAST-FEED MORE IN PUBLIC.
ONLY FEUDAL MINDS WOULD BE AGAINS THAT.

THE DAYS ARE OVER WHEN I GET EXCITED ABOUT BEER.

IDEAS POP UP ANYWHERE, BUT THIS IS WHERE
THE IDEAS ARE BROUGHT TO LIFE, IN TERMS OF SHORT STORIES.

THE FLY IN THE CEILING IS KEEPING AN EYE ON ME.

I'M EXCITED ABOUT LUNCH, TODAY.

I'M A HUGH KNIFE FAN, AND THIS ONE FITS RIGHT AROUND YOUR NECK,
WITH A GRAB THAT ENSURES IT DOESN'T SLIP.

MY THROWING KNIVES.

I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO SEE MY SPIKE.
I THINK SHE MISUNDERSTOOD ME.

DAILY LIFE TURNED INTO A GOLDEN ART.

SEW WHAT?

GIVE ME A RING, SOME DAY, HONEY.

THE ONLY WEB WHERE REALITY RULES

RELIGION IS WHAT FUCKED UP THIS WORLD. NOT RELIGION ITSELF, AS A CONCEPT,  BUT THE ACTIONS OF VARIOUS JESUS FREAKS OF ALL AND ANY LABEL.

I LIKE TO TAKE BORING, EVERY DAY ITEMS AND PRESENT THEM IN A NEW LIFHT.

SOAT ON CARDBOARD.

SOAP IN CARBONATED WATER.

ENVIRO-PIG. BUT AT LEAST HE HAS GOOD TASTE. TASTE FOR QUALITY.

I JUST LIKE THE COLOUR SCHEME.

JUST PRETTY.

JUST MORE PRETTINESS (THAT'S A REAL WORD, RIGHT?).

NO WONDER YOU GET A LITTLE CONFUSED.
WHAT IF YOU ARE COLOUR BLIND?

ZIG ZAG, KLING KLANG.

VARIOUS STAGES OF DEHYDRATION, FOR COOKING PURPOSES.

EEEW! POND SCUM.

ON BOARD. WHATEVER THAT TYPE OF BOARD IS CALLED.

"YOU CAN HAVE MY LITTLE YELLOW ARROW PLANE" (OLD SONG).

IT COMES IN BROWN, TOO.

MY NOT-SO-SECRET PERVERSION IS REALLY SHARP KNIVES.
THIS HEAVY CLEAVER COULD SPLIT THE SPINE OF GRANDMA, EASILY.

JUST FRIGGIN' BEAUTIFUL...AND RAZOR SHARP.

MY ORGASMIC CHEF KNIFE (ONE OF THEM).

I MET A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO GAVE ME WOOD. 
BOTH LITERALLY AND SERIOUSLY.

JUST A REALLY NICE PIECE OF ASS
(ON ESCALATOR UP TO SKYTRAIN PLATFORM).

MY THROWING KNIVES, TAKE 2.

LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF AN ALAIN RESNAIS MOVIE
(THE GOLDEN AGE OF QUALITY MOVIES)

I'M ALL IN!

TOTALLY POWERFUL COMMERCIAL.
I LOVE IT.

VERY POWERFUL WHEN THE KIDS STAR AS ADULTS.

DADDY'S BEST SHOES IN MANY, MANY YEARS.

LIP SLEEPING MASK?
DO WOMEN REALLY BELIEVE IN THAT SHIT?

I CAN GET YOU PLENTY OF BLACK SUGAR FROM THE BAKERY I WORK IN...FOR FREE.

LOTS OF BETTER WAYS TO TRAIN YOUR BRAIN...AND A LOT SAFER.
NO NEED TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

VIKING FIST.