Shards & Shrapnel

 

It's not easy to be a photographer. You are never really happy, unless the shot is "perfect" and since perfection doesn't exist...well, you're in tough.

But as the three first pictures will tell you, even when  you fuck up massively (and we all do on occasion), you might still be able to get something worthwhile out of it. Those first three shots, are all shots out of an airplane window, with prolonged exposure time, just as an experiment.

VIKING FIST.
AND YES, THEY ARE RUNES. THE OLD "VIKING ALPHABET".

 I MET A 51 YEAR OLD LADY WHO GAVE ME WOOD. SERIOUSLY!

I JUST LOVE THE COLOUR SCHEME, THE EARTH COLOURS


AS YOU WILL SEE FURTHER DOWN THE PAGE, I HAVE THIS THING FOR KNIVES. PERVERSION, FASCINATION, OBSESSION? CALL IT WHAT YOU LIKE, BUT I PERSONALLY SEE IT ON A HUMAN EVOLUTIONARY SCALE. BUT THEY HAVE TO BE RAZOR SHARP AND DEADLY EFFICIENT OR I WON'T TOUCH THEM. GOOD KNIVES DO HALF THE WORK FOR YOU. GOOD KNIVES LAST A LIFETIME IF YOU TAKE CARE OF THEM (MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO).

A STUDY IN OPPOSING FORCES, CONTRADICTION.

DON'T BLAME PEOPLE FOR GETTING CONFUSED

OK, LET'S GET ON THE TRAIN:

THE TRAIN TO PARADISE

THE CMNT TRAIN

THE JUNGLE TRAIN

THE GRAVY TRAIN

THE NEWBIE TRAIN

AND MY FAV CHOO-CHOO OF DEM ALL:

ZIG-ZAG, KLING-KLANG

THE ANTI- BOOZER IN ME

READY FOR MURDER

THE ONLY LIGHT i've EVER SEEN

I HAVE A LAMBORGHINI - WOULD RATHER RIDE MY BIKE

MY VERY PUBLIC ADDICTION

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED CITROEN

THE WEB IN THE WINDOW

SUM'N OUTTA NUT'N

POWER TO THE PEOPLE

FUCK RELIGION. ALL RELIGION. ANY RELIGION. RELIGION KILLS.

PERFECT FOR SLIDDING THROATS

= SURVIVAL FOR BABIES. 100% NATURAL AND
BEAUTIFUL, SO...FREE YOUR FEUDAL MIND!

AND IF YOU EVER HAD ANY DOUBT,
HERE IT IS, STRAIGHT FROM  YOUR GOVERNMENT

ANY PAPER PLANE ENTHUSIASTS, IN HERE?

WHEN THE WIFE AND DAUGHTER GOES ABROAD:
(THEY COULDN'T FIT "ERLING BRAUT HAALAND"
ON THE CASE.
DADDY'S SUITCASE SIMPLY SAYS "ATIBA".


GENERALLY SPEAKING, I ABSOLUTELY HATE ADVERTISING, BUT THE FOLLOWING TWO ARE ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL AND ENGENIOUS AND HIT YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE MOST VOULNERABLE; IN YOUR EMOTIONAL INTELLECT...AND I'M 100% BEHIND THEM IN SUPPORT:

TAKE CARE OF MOTHER NATURE AND SHE'LL PROVIDE YOU WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED. DESTORY HER AND YOU'LL GO HUNGRY AND LIVE A LIFE IN POVERTY. ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY, SHE PROVIDED ME WITH 12 KG OF BLACKBERRIES. JAM FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR FOR MY FAMILY