WTF?

IT WAS STARING TO LOOK LIKE A JUNK YARD IN HERE, SO I THREW EVERYTHING OUT AND STARTED OVER AGAIN, IN THE SUMMER OF '25

The only bible you need.

The only bible you want.

The only bible that leaves you with a good taste in your mouth.

The only bible that people don't kill each other over.

The only bible healthy for both body and mind.

The only bible that makes sense.

The only bible that's easy to follow.

The only bible that bring people together.

The only bible that doesn't give a fuck what religion you are...if any.

The only bible...well, rooting for...all colours of the rainbow.

The only bible that doesn't discriminate.

The only bible that's not homophobic.

The only bible you can proudly display anywhere.

The only bible that makes everybody happy.

The only bible that's not overpriced propaganda.

The only bible you can drape in the rainbow flag and feel good about.

The only bible that goes well with bread and wine...or a cold beer.

The only bible that's good for all of humanity.

This is my kind of bible.

Looking at their "smokey, hot char coal" sign, you think you get a searing hot, juicy steak...but their food is below average, greasy Chinese junk. HUGE disappointment.

Tsawwassen Mill - best mall in BC...by a mile, design wise.

Just how fuckin' stupid can you get???

Great parking job, Moron. Assholes like you should use public transit.

What the hell does that even mean: "Beyond approachable"?

Stay away from it? Great advertisement, or  your money wasted.

Van fun? You mean to say that if we want to have some "fun", we just call you, Wendy?

Wow! That sounds kind of kinky, don't you think? And no, it wasn't I who gave you a "facial", ok.

Maybe I'm just picky, but I look at a sign like this and think: 

"Not cheap advertisement. Wouldn't you at least make sure that your English did not suck? Didn't any English speaking people proof-read it? Obviously not.

And 2017? That was nearly a decade ago. Does anybody care what you did a decade ago and is it relevant today? Not at all, and chances are it's been all downhill since then".

But I'll grant you one thing, Angela. You are photogenic. You should get yourself a free photo shoot.

Speaking of photogenic, here is "a babe in a mall". Not only is she gorgeous, but she has that maturity about her that the young girls just can't replicate and that is worth gold in a shoot. Gorgeous facial features and a figure to almost die for (worth getting slightly injured over). Unfortunately (for me) "mature" women often think they are "too old" which is totally wrong. Especially when the photgrapher prefers maturity over "pubes".

You know that feeling when all the psychos at work, all the moronic stupidities and

retarded decisions make you want to pick up and blow?

Yes, please! It's a beautiful and natural thing,

so just get over your feudal minds, all you mental dwarfs who think it's not good.

Let's do the same topic, Brian/Viking style:

Free your feudal mind: It's beautiful, it's sensual, it's 100% natural and it keeps babies alive.

What?? No exit thru' the closet? Fuckin' eh!

(RGH)

I met a 55 year old lady who just totally...gave me wood. Seriously!

You don't want to bend over for the soap in this prison. Every red tag represents an employee who was either fired (possible, but not likely, for absurd reasons) or stormed out, never to return, after a few hours when they found out about the absurdities and moronic insanities that goes on in this company. A turn-over rate of nearly 50% should tell you everything you need to know about the company.

                                                                                                                                             

If I was a burger and looking out, this is what I'd see

Stop being a hypocrite. Admit it to  yourself: this is just

a really  nice piece of ass, rolling right up in front of your nose on the escalator.

I got a new set of knives...so don't piss me off, ok. They're throwing-knives.

Like R.E.M. put it: "They put a man on the moon".

Or maybe it's a scary Halloween lantern?

It reminds me of the 1930's prohibition and all the moonshine hidden in the barns all around the countryside.

The smugglers, the mob, the underground movement of liquer producers, destillers & distributors.

Those of us who are smart, though, know that prohibitions, bans the potential for punishment has never stopped the river from flowing. Only made it flow even faster.

However, I gave up virtually all alcohol when I found this absolutely delicious sparkling water that tastes like Okanagan cider, minus the alcohol. The only occasional exception is when I watch "the boys" play or when I pull my fresh, hot, homemade pizza right out of the oven.

Do women really believe in this shit?

The vines are heavy with suckers willing to pay exhuberant prices for useless products. It's just like religion.

Feather gone boating.

She was a hot Mama! In fact so hot she completely steamed up my bedroom windows.

I bought a Lamborghini - would rather ride my bike!

Only dickheads drive Lambos, and we got a few of those (dickheads in Lambos) here in Richmond.

Hey, you monster-shitter. How do you do that...the neck thing?

Late afternoon sunlight, reflecting in the lake

To me...it's dark poetry!

It's just a beautiful design presented in an interesting way.

Let's do a backlit shoot.

Dam, am I ever looking forward to dinner, tonight.

Let's get naked and sweatty.

The fly in the ceiling is spying on me. But I got up to swat him. This was the last thing he ever saw...or she.

 My humble treasure trove of mental medicine.

 Alain Resnais would have been proud.

It just has that "old movie feel" to it...if you ask me.

 I just like that "industrial feel".

With a little bit of creativity, even a bloody boring high ceiling can get to look interesting.

Accidental discovery that ended up becoming one of my favs.

You can push all you want and never really get there. The best things in life will

come to you if you are patient, and when they come, you better be ready. 

I never touched a thing in this picture. I just bent down and took the shot, because the vision was there.

Not long after that one, it looked like this.

There's a certain beauty in the mess, any guy will tell you.

A certain...poetry...in the junk.

Some guys were never afraid of real work. Dirty work, and give them a confrontation and we all know who's gonna win that one; the Vikings are.

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